NATHAN: I thought you'd be into lobster.
HALEY: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the gods.
NATHAN: Yeah, if the gods are five year olds.
NATHAN: Ready for this next envelope?
HALEY: Yep.
NATHAN: Reveal a secret that nobody else knows about you.
HALEY: Okay. When I was in second grade, I stole some candy.
NATHAN: Come on, that's not a secret. Tell me something real.
HALEY: I cheated on a Geometry test last year.
NATHAN: Haley James cheated?
HALEY: Yeah. My dad was out of town and um, my mom was sick and I had to take care of her so I didn't really have time to study.
NATHAN: Did you get caught?
HALEY: No. But that wasn't the point... I mean, I knew what I had done and that didn't sit right for me.
NATHAN: So you started tutoring?
HALEY: Yeah. Yeah, I guess I thought it would be like, penance, or something. But it turns out I really liked it.
NATHAN: I thought it was just to get to me.
HALEY: So, what about you? What's your... secret?
FRIENDS: What's up, Nathan?
TIM: Hey
NATHAN: What's up, guys?
TIM: What's this?
NATHAN: Well, you know Haley's my tutor, right?
TIM: Looks more like a date to me.
NATHAN: No, dude, it's definitely not a date.
TIM: Okay. If that's your story.
NATHAN: Hey, I'm sorry about that.
HALEY: Are you really that embarrassed to be seen with me?
NATHAN: No. He just, he was gonna-
HALEY: Why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
HALEY: You know, for a few hours there I was actually starting to think that you weren't a son of a bitch and you just, God, fooled me again.
NATHAN: No! Uh, Haley, wait.
HALEY: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the gods.
NATHAN: Yeah, if the gods are five year olds.
NATHAN: Ready for this next envelope?
HALEY: Yep.
NATHAN: Reveal a secret that nobody else knows about you.
HALEY: Okay. When I was in second grade, I stole some candy.
NATHAN: Come on, that's not a secret. Tell me something real.
HALEY: I cheated on a Geometry test last year.
NATHAN: Haley James cheated?
HALEY: Yeah. My dad was out of town and um, my mom was sick and I had to take care of her so I didn't really have time to study.
NATHAN: Did you get caught?
HALEY: No. But that wasn't the point... I mean, I knew what I had done and that didn't sit right for me.
NATHAN: So you started tutoring?
HALEY: Yeah. Yeah, I guess I thought it would be like, penance, or something. But it turns out I really liked it.
NATHAN: I thought it was just to get to me.
HALEY: So, what about you? What's your... secret?
FRIENDS: What's up, Nathan?
TIM: Hey
NATHAN: What's up, guys?
TIM: What's this?
NATHAN: Well, you know Haley's my tutor, right?
TIM: Looks more like a date to me.
NATHAN: No, dude, it's definitely not a date.
TIM: Okay. If that's your story.
NATHAN: Hey, I'm sorry about that.
HALEY: Are you really that embarrassed to be seen with me?
NATHAN: No. He just, he was gonna-
HALEY: Why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
HALEY: You know, for a few hours there I was actually starting to think that you weren't a son of a bitch and you just, God, fooled me again.
NATHAN: No! Uh, Haley, wait.
